Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, Ted the terrier checking in to see how everyone is doing. I’m currently on furrylough from my day job as guard dog – for some reason my Two-legs are here all the time so I don’t have to look out of the window and bark at passers by. It’s different but quite relaxing. Now the warmer days are here my itchy skin is back but the tin of Soothe is always at the ready. Good job, because I haven’t had a haircut yet and while I’m rocking the grunge look there’s no denying it makes me a bit hot and sweaty. I was a bit worried when my mum got herself sunburnt and used my Soothe to ease it – she said it worked a treat, but I’m not sure I’m happy about sharing. Maybe I’ll take it outside and bury it.
Yes, I’m going to do that right now. See you later! x
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